Fifty Shades of Grey The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread&hellip. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said&hellip. I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit &hellip. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,&hellip. Turned "fifty shades of Grey".